today i nearly crashed into a belly. fat man's belly. (eh veron you like fats!! you can collide with him!!)

CNY celebs today in school. i was laughing at yiwei like mad because he was the skinniest DaTou person alive. plus he said his false belly kept dropping. rofl.
i swear ajc has the worst concerts ever. lianglei's taiji was awesome though.

pp wenhang and i were very amused by the lion dance cos one of the lions looked like a retard.

after that i went for class lunch with 9 other people. good job! thats ALMOST half the class. i thin it's our best attendance yet! played the hand game again. noise pollution!!!




spent the next hour buying class deco.

pinru called vignesh a bangala. she said ' some bangala just walked past' and i believed her. so later on i was the only idiot who went 'eh vignesh is here leh! hello!' zzz.

wenhang veron and i then went to mac's to cut paper!! super super funny and fun.

veron exclaimed 'I'M LOVING FATS' rofl. and she's suuuper blur.
wenhang 'i think we should cut the paper and stick it randomly'
me 'okay.'
(3 secs lag time)
veron 'huh?'

LOL.
so we started cutting the paper and then wenhang made some weird noise and we concluded she's Tarzan!! and at that moment she was cutting green paper.. so...
me 'eh you making your underwear ah.' ( cos tarzan wears leaves as underwear)
so we all collapsed on the table and laughed.
(2 mins laughing time)
then next she was cutting pink paper
me 'zomg look like pig skin!!'
veron 'you making bra? tarzan and jane. you're jane now.'
me 'no she's Tarzan&Jane!!'
wenhang 'eh my bra is high class pig leather one ok' omgwtf.
(laugh laugh laugh again) i think we laughed so easily cos we were all high.

very lame part coming up.

then veron opened her bag and wenhang went
'eeeee why your bag got mould!!!!'
ver 'no!!! it has always been this color!'
me 'yeah i think its the bag design... looks like it'
(wenhang goes closer)
wenhang 'noooo it's mould!!!'
me 'omg reaaaally!!! veron!!!!! mould!!'
ver 'why would there be mould!! my mother only clean the outside! she washes it you know!!'
wenhang 'nono, cos its moist what. so the mould will grow. *launches into Why Mould Grows In Wet Places explanation*'
me 'wenhang is the Mould Expert!! woohoo!'
wenhang 'what mould expert!!!!'
veron is carrying mushrooms around!!!
veron starts examining her bag.
me 'haha you look like you're sourcing for a potential mushroom plantation haha veron you can become a billionare! you have a portable mushroom farm leh!!'
SO FUNNY LA!!!
so we created a scenario:

potential buyer 'hi may i see your mushroom farm?'
*veron opens bag*

hahahahahha sorry i find it damn funny!!!

*laugh laugh laugh* and then wenhang suddenly says
'eh got curly fries'
walau random to the ultimate max.

oh oh OH!! we invented a cup holder!!! damn cool.
show you.

Step One

use up entire roll of double sided tape till only the...erm.. cardboard thing is left.



Step Two

stick it onto any random wall!!
see, it sticks nicely. cool right.


Step Three

place cup in holder. (for best effects, use macdonald's cup)

oh the cup must be empty cos the holder is really unsticky. kinda defeats the purpose, but it's so cool!!



TADA. hahaha cool or what!!!! we left it there.

stupid wenhang went to tip it over so milo spilled on me and my iphone :'(

i started smelling my iphone for scents of milo and then they started laughing at me. what.. i dont like the smell of milo what... so gross!!!

WILL POST MORE PHOTOS LATER WHEN IVE GOTTEN THEM FROM VEERON.
lau jin yi if you're reading this, i need to talk to you!! nudge me if im online!


btw i think Brad Pitt's Louis character in Interview with the Vampire totally kicks RP's Edwardian ass.