hello. i am here to to my weekly update. this week's been rather interesting, especially the ocs outing on wednesday.

MUNDEH
physics spa was retarded cos i left the switch closed when the diagram shown left it open. so maybe i lost some marks. whoopsie. we had no pe cos it was NAPFA reruns! whoo~ but i went back home late cos i had to go for PW consultation for EOM draft one which got REJECTED LIKE HELL. rawr. this sucks man. oh yeah mrs ong koped our GP free period, ahh, sadded. i was nodding away cos of lethargy, hahaha. math lecture was shit cos the lecturer chionged so fast until i couldnt grasp any shit.

TUESDEH
(can't remember what happened) oh pinru was using kuku accents during physics to explain the concepts. we had GP makeup after school!!

WEDNESDAY (warning: pictures are super unglam)
pe was hell. we had pt like it was the end of the world.
ocs trip was awesome. i shall write full length essay on this (as if)
when the officer cadet trainees (OCTs) boarded the bus, pinru and i were laughing cos they looked really blur. "they don't loook like soldiers leh" hahaha. i dared pinru to touch OCT kevin ng's butt, freaking funny. cos he was facing ajay and zihui and then his back was facing us. pinru tou pai-ed his butt.
when we got there, it was quite boring at first cos they introed us to the place alot. pp and i started taking retarded pictures.
mr hue laughed at us when we did the above cos OCT gary goh was breifing us and we were being nonsensical.

then we went to some.. hall which has marble floors and echo-y walls. and pp tou-paied OCT gary goh, again.hahaha, funny or not!? i think he knew but he couldnt complain. veron and i decided to give him an unofficial "sustained unglamness award", rofl, cos funnier ones are coming up.
uhhuh.
after that we went to the auditorium for some fashion show. ahahah, i had japanese curry noodles with chicken rations. so scary. pamela got lotus roots, lol. the show was interesting, but kinda dark sometimes so nothing was clear.
then we went to the food tasting area where we tried the rations. i think it's quite nice, especially if you're a starving OCT in some muddy field. it would taste like heaven la. then we went to the dorms. took pictures in the model room. it was really clean.
plus they have internet access and a nice view. OCT life is good. okay. uo next was the shower area. hahaha. this is us bathing.

lol. i dont know why my cubicle is so dark luh. but its scary being a guy cos then everyone got free show. open cubicles! they have female OCTs somemore. i wonder where they bathe. then when OCT kevin ng was breifing the group, pp and i snuck into the toilet and we did this:
LOLOLOL i couldnt stop armchioing after seeing the dumbass pics. and the second pic has a nice effect cos im a goood photographer. plus this:
they have full length mirrors EVERYWHERE. OCTs are induced narcissists. they have to self check their attire everywhere. then we went to play with the laser guns. so heavy okay. i dont know how come they can run with these monsters.

my hands were tired after holding them for like 10 secs luh. that explains the weird facial expressions. then we went to the obstacle training grounds where we didnt take any photos cos of random shocking incidents and itchy long grass/weeds. they kept poking our ankles! anw if im not wrong, obstacle course includes 600m run, 100m worth of obstacles and another 700m run. they had high wall and barbed wire fences. so freaky.
1st shocking incident was when the station master told us OCT kevin ng held the record for the obstacle course. 6 mins 48 secs! the passing time was 9 mins 29 secs. pp and i were in awe. to think he looked so blur and took unglam shots.
2nd was when we got ambushed halfway by the faux enemies. alot of people screamed. i jumped when they fired.

then we went for the firearms thingy. hahah. we told the OCTs that it was ms tan joy's birthday and they believed us. so she lighted the flash bang thingy and then we sung happy birthday while being blinded by the flare. lol, insane. we were singing and clapping like retards.
then we went over to the rmpg or pmpg whatever 11kg rifle/gun thingy. so heavy. luckily we didnt drop it. i got to fire it! see:
cool or not! i embarrassed myself by having my earplugs in my ears when the guy on the left was explaining the stuff to me. then i was thinking why was his voice so muffled -_-. and i went "oh, haha sorry i cnt hear you." frick. i was trying to look through the aiming hole thing but it was sooo small!!! so i gave up and pretended i was looking when i was really looking somewhere else.
the rifle was very loud, and it spurted black liquid on my arm. i was given toilet cloth. haha, literally. its like toilet paper, but made of cloth.

then we had war paint! this is like the highlight of the day lah! our OCTs were nice, they let us vandalise your face. OCT gary goh did something dumb, unintentionally. he spread green paint all over his face, and waited for us to draw, then yiting suddenly realised he had smth red on his face. upon close inspection, we realised he was having.... A NOSEBLEED! we thought it was.. red paint, rofl. we told him and he stoned -_-. then his fellow OCT told him and he chionged into the toilet. our theory was that polly phua pinru was too hot for him to handle, heh.
so we drew on OCT kevin ng's face. the result was disastrous. thinking of it makes me laugh. don't faint:

CLICK ON IT AND ZOOM IN ON THEIR FACES. oh gawd i want to die of laughter. but i assure you, they really don't look this bad normally.
something we thought of:
1. OCT gary goh (left) looks like a frog with the paint on, and he has virtually the same expression in every photo (SEVEN PHOTOS ALL TGT, but i'll post 2 only cos no point in posting the rest, so imagine it yourself). hence the sustained unglamness award.
2. OCT kevin ng looks ridiculous! like some pringles man! you know the potato chips! we added the think eyebrows, moustache and MOLE, OH MY FRICKIN GAWD THE MOLE! mole credits to yiting. haha. artistic, i know. :D :D :D
3. they're very tall
4. OCT gary goh looks like a failed science experiment with the paint on, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, this is the funniest!

hahah. okay, damn funny.

last stop was the mess hall. we took a group photo, OCT gary goh still wearing his wonderful makeup. (note the same expression, rofl)
the hall is really nice lor. pinru and i sat down to do our survey and this random OCT talked to us. we asked him dumbass questions like "how come you all have the same spectacles?", lol. and he tried to recruit us cos he says girls will surely get promoted in the army cos they're so rare.
i would never want to join.

then, time to go back to school, and back to our mundane lives.
last picture:

veron asked OCT kevin ng for his email to send him the unglam shots. i seriusly think he will cry, hahahaha.

on the bus; stoning.that was all. they wished us luck for our promos :( :( :(

random photos;


haha, new pe tee.
we discriminated lianglei.YAY!
goodbye.